timeywimeyteapot:

have you ever thought about how weird sleeping is like we basically dress ourselves in special sleeping clothes and lay on special sleeping mats then spend the next few hours completely comatose all the while hallucinating vividly

Mermaid Sex

nomadforlove:

Ok, so we have all wondered it, but I decided to ask the question to a couple of friends of mine as well as Lord Google.

How exactly do mermaids have sex? What are the logistics of it? Given our human understanding of sex, it seems that if one’s legs do not part in the middle then sex is an impossibility.

After some discussion, here are the theories we have come up with.

1. This is a non issue as mermaids are a mythical creature. We disregarded that. They so are real.

2. One could then look to fish who lay eggs which are fertilized externally by the mermale.

However;

Mermaids are depicted as having breasts and belly buttons which suggest an internal period of gestation, effectively ruling out option 2.

3. Some legends suggest that when mermaids/mermales tails are completely dried out they become human for a period of time enabling them to engage in what we would consider normal intercourse.

But then… How would they give birth?

4. Mermaids are both male and female and can self impregnate like snails.

But then there would be no biological reason for mermen to exist.

So it comes down to options 5(a) or 5(b):

5(a) Mermaids are a result of a man masturbating into unfertilised fish eggs resulting in a hybrid fish/human.
Or
5(b) Mermaids are the result of a man having sex with a fish. This is more likely as one would question ones motive to masturbate into a pile of fish eggs.

Both 5(a) and 5(b) would suggest that mermaids themselves are not unlike mules or ligers in that they are sterile/infertile and unable to reproduce. The species whole existence is dependent upon sick fisherman or slutty forceful fish which is why they are thought to be a mythical creature. They are real, just extremely rare.

thatadhdfeel:

Tadhdfw you have a bunch of stuff in your hands, some of which to throw away, and you come THIS close to just dumping everything in the trash can. One of those things happens to be your wallet.

adhdpunk:

me: wait, what was i going to do again?

me: *suddenly remembers* oh, right!!!

me: *walks a few steps*

me: …wait, what was i g-

rowanthesloth:

this is your reminder to

• stretch 🤸‍♀️
• change your sitting position 🧘‍♀️
• go to the bathroom 🚽
• take your meds 💊
• drink water 🚰
• eat something 🍽
• do that thing you told yourself you were going to do today 🏃‍♀️📞🔧🚿🛒✉️📝
• go to bed 🛌
• tell yourself that you’re doing your best and tomorrow is another day 🌅❤️💆‍♀️
  

adhdgoogle-searches:

How do I teach my brain that not every interest I get has to turn into a half-year hyperfixation

adhighdefinition:

me: *trying to relax and enjoy myself*

my ass brain: WHY ARE YOU WASTING YOUR TIME WHEN YOU SHOULD BE PRODUCTIVE INSTEAD. YOU DON’T DESERVE LEISURE TIME, YOU NEED TO WORK WORK WORK!!!!!!

umaruspeaks:

cleaning with ADHD is a nightmare. it’s an endless cycle of finding a half-finished chore and stopping the one you were already working on, then remembering that something else needs to be done and getting started on that, then finding half-finished chore and